Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about our weird and wonderful fashion

How long does shipping take for my order?

Standard shipping typically takes 3-7 business days within the United States. Expedited options are available at checkout if you need your rubber chicken mask or finger puppets in a hurry.

What is your return policy for apparel and accessories?

We accept returns on unworn and unwashed items within 30 days of purchase. Please ensure all original tags are attached and the item is in its original packaging.

How do I determine my size for Archie McPhee clothing?

Each product page features a detailed size chart. Since our items range from giant inflatable hats to standard t-shirts, we recommend measuring yourself before placing an order.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship our unique fashion and novelties to most countries worldwide. International shipping rates and delivery times vary based on the destination and local customs processing.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover), PayPal, and Apple Pay for a secure and seamless checkout experience.

Are your products ethically sourced?

We work closely with our manufacturers to ensure that all Archie McPhee products are produced under fair labor conditions and meet all safety standards for novelty apparel.